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Advertising & Production “Light Bulb” jokes

This one’s just for fun (with thanks to adland.tv)

Q: How many production managers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Five, but you can only have three.

Q: How many PAs does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Six. One gets up on ladder and five say “Well, we all know how she got up there.”

Q: How many on-line editors does it take to change a light bulb?
A: “I’m sorry – you can’t make changes in on-line.”

Q: How many directors does it take to change a light bulb?

A: “I asked for that light bulb to be changed half an hour ago!”

Q. How many copywriters does it take to change a light bulb?
A. “NOBODY changes ANYTHING!!”

Q. How many art directors does it take to change a light bulb?
A. “Does it have to be a light bulb?”

Q. How many account executives does it take to change a light bulb?
A. How many would you like?

Q. How many creative directors does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Let me go to LA and find out.

Q. How many producers does it take to change a light bulb?

A. I don’t know. What do you think?

Q: How many cameramen does it take to change a light bulb?
A: “None. Whaddya think gain is for?”

Q: How many producers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: “LIGHT BULB? WHAT THE FUCK HAVE YOU DONE TO THE LIGHT BULB?

Q: How many Director’s does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Just one more, guys, I promise.

Q: How many DP’s does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Just one, if he’s got a good crew to do it.

Q: How many editors does it take to change a light bulb?
A: If we change the light bulb, we’ll have to change everything.

Q: How many Camera Assistants does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Five: One to do it and four to tell you how they did it on the last job.